today, my graphics card finally bit the big one. Actually, I suspect it died yesterday. Turns out that while my kids were playing minecraft, the "computer started making a funny noise, and minecraft crashed". Further investigation led me to understand that actually windows had crashed, and the pc had restarted itself. Then (perhaps critically) the kids just restarted minecraft and kept on trucking for a bit, until it crashed again. Thereafter minecraft (and indeed, all games) Would Not Start. Further, further investigation made it clear that the aforementioned "funny noise" was the GPU fan going berserk. Initially I just assumed it needed a good clean, so I opened it up and took my airbrush to it (a wonderful PC cleaning tool, btw). When I actually opened up the graphics card unit it was clear that what had happened was some kind of mechanical failure - the retaining plug for the heatsink had...deteriorated? Broken? Whatever, the heatsink had popped off the chip, and was just swingin' in the breeze, leaving the poor GPU to cook slowly in its own exudations.
Anyway, so, I reattached the heatsink, muttered a prayer to the omnisiah, and put everything (now sparklingly clean) back together.
Nope. That card is dead. It is an ex-card. Its days of helping me disembowel daemons, tap lands for mana, and explore the wilds of skyrim are behind it. It goes now to the great silicon gates of the afterlife. May its framerate forever be high.
As for me, I must delve now into the mysteries and navigate the hazards of post-crypto-mining-era graphics card purchases. Pray for me folks, pray for me...
*edit* on the plus side, I've been informed by mrs MiJ that we've accumulated several man worth of airmiles, and since it certainly doesnt look like we'll be going anywhere anytime soon, I may as well convert them to Amazon gift cards! Huzzah! Crisis averted. Because airmile money is not real money, is it? So I can spend it willy nilly yes? Yes? Can I have a yes?

please?....