I haven't laughed so hard in ages. So, for the first time in a while I made up this deck completely from scratch, and tried it out in the Play queue (as you would, with a new, probably janky build). It actually did pretty well, so much so that I took it along to the Ranked queue. Where my first match was against cat pie.
oooooh, my. I really, really hate cat pie. And this deck is (quite accidentally) the solution I never knew I needed. So, sooooo satisfying to drop a Kaya on turn 3, and from then on in it's pretty much just "nope" to everything they try. So nice when the scales finally tip in your favour
Deck
4 Ashiok, Dream Render (WAR) 228
4 Hallowed Fountain (RNA) 251
2 Ashiok, Nightmare Muse (THB) 208
4 Watery Grave (GRN) 259
4 Kaya, Orzhov Usurper (RNA) 186
4 Godless Shrine (RNA) 248
4 Kaya's Wrath (RNA) 187
4 Oath of Kaya (WAR) 209
4 Thought Erasure (GRN) 206
2 Nadir Kraken (THB) 55
4 Teferi, Time Raveler (WAR) 221
2 Elspeth Conquers Death (THB) 13
4 Agonizing Remorse (THB) 83
2 Chemister's Insight (GRN) 32
2 Fabled Passage (ELD) 244
4 Interplanar Beacon (WAR) 247
2 Swamp (ANA) 58
1 Island (ANA) 57
1 Plains (ANA) 56
1 Temple of Deceit (THB) 245
1 Temple of Silence (M20) 256
This is, of course, a very rough deck, as it's literally the first version of it I've tried to build. I anticipate a good deal of jiggering and pokering to continue for the next wee while, but so far, I'm liking it, and in my opinion it's already justified its existence purely for the laughs it gave me tonight.