Thanks Prim. I had a blast. It's an epic undertaking to get that room and we all really appreciate it. Know that every critical hit was rolled in your honor.
I took so many pictures. None of them good, but here are the Gorkamorka highlights. I'll probably put some from the other games and painting contest up later.
Day One was Gorkamorka. Got in a couple show-da-yoofs-how-itz-dun mulitplayer games.
Prim looms over the battle from on high, a mighty wargod. His ladz abandoning their burning vehicle and charge the enemy trukk on foot! Prim gets the gold toof for Waaaaagh!
The Diggachicks dropped a boarding plank and pounced on Da Red Rommelz. The ensuing furious melee ended with the driver getting pitched out into the dust, with tons of speeding half-trakk bearing down on him!
Xagu, the fearsome boss of Stoogemob gets into a frenzied threesome with the Diggachicks. Actually sounds sort of nice when put that way.
And after that me and Stooge had an epic, epic battle. He ambushed a convoy of my vehicles in a daring rescue mission to free one of his captured ladz.
That's him there with the Digga-boss standing on his face.
His cunning ambush....
And more cunning ambush! Stoogemobz reinforcements come in right on time!
He decides to help the girls work on their tans, and burns the tires off their truck in the process. Spin and immobilized!
The Diggachicks leap off the wreck. One of them makes it aboard Stoogemob's bike, the legendary Segwaaaagh.
And for starts pitches Boogie the Gobbo into a cactus. But the driver, Ignatz is made of tougher stuff, and kicks the attacking Diggachick in the face and off the bike.
The Diggatrack has been taking pot-shots and the Stoogetrukk, knocking the Skorcha out of commission, thank Gork or possibly Mork. The trakk then swings around and pushed the Segwaaagh into the wreckage, crushing it. The resulting engine explosion hurls the driver into Boogie's cactus.
While all this is going on, Woogie the Gobbo has quietly tip-toed onto the Diggatruck and cut the prisoner loose! The Diggaboss who has been pinned, pulls herself to her feet and charges. The Diggaboss is a veritable cuisinart of choppy death, Xena in earthtones, and effortlessly hacks the prisoner back into submission, but when it's Woogie's turn, rolls double "1"s...resulting in a tied combat and a most grateful Gobbo. Woogie is hero of the day. Wooooogiiiiii!
With the prisoner down, but not out, Stooge decides to leg it. Freeing his lad, but at a high cost. Most ironically, the post game injury phase resulted in the Diggachicks capturing the Gobbo in the cactus and another of his ladz...... looks like we "ave to do it again ladz....
...and now his Head was full of nothing but Inchantments, Quarrels, Battles, Challenges, Wounds, Complaints, Amours, and abundance of Stuff and Impossibilities.....
Cervantes, Don Quixote
Blowing up ships is good fun, though, and many ships were certainly blown up!
Yay!!!
