40k character battle 3rd Ed. Rules version 1.0

[job]

+1 for Old One Eye for being the "man" in the Ultima Sector. He's doing the work of the Overmind and Tyrants without any guidance and good deal better.

-1 To Jain Zar for being the ugliest Space Elf. This includes those bizzare Dark Elves. She makes the Sisterhood look like a bunch hotties.

[Spevna]

+1 for Old One Eye for being the "man" in the Ultima Sector. He's doing the work of the Overmind and Tyrants without any guidance and good deal better.

-1 To Fabius Bile, who's not so "Fabulous". If he's trying to pimp anything, a lab coat is assuredly not pimping. (Otherwise the 'lab technicians-vogue' would be the next wave in fashion, and, regrettable as it is, it isn't happening even in the next 38,000+ years. )

You can't give -1 to the same character two posts in a row.

[job]

@ Spevna: good point. It has been amended. Thanks for the reminder and correction.

+1 to Marneus Calgar for being the shining and awesome icon of the ideal Imperial Space Marine when we were all once young pups and picked up the hobby of 40k. And he never lost that luster.

-1 To Fabius Bile, who's not so "Fabulous". If he's trying to pimp anything, a lab coat is assuredly not pimping. (Otherwise the 'lab technicians-vogue' would be the next wave in fashion, and, regrettable as it is, it isn't happening even in the next 38,000+ years. )

[Admiral-Badruck]

+ 1 bile for having bile in his name.

- 1 for old one eye for bing called "old one eye" way too seedy of a name if you ask me. This is a family game.

[jus]

Jain Zar +1
For having the most bitchingly awesome hair in the entire 41st millenium.

Zagstruk -1

thought he was starstuk. Now hes disabled.

[Admiral-Badruck]

+ 1 Janzar for being the only space elf I can start to respect.

-1 Marty for spending most of his time on a thrown and not out punching big one eyed bugs in the face.

[Konrad]

+1 for Zagstruck Yes, yes, that 15 foot tall 20 ton Space Marine dreadnought did rip his legs off, point taken. After it ripped his legs off, he killed it .......with his teeth! grrrrrrrrr!!

-1 for Marneus Calgar for being the master of a Chapter whose name amounts to nothing more than a silly pun. "Oh, "Ultramarine"s and they are blue....clever......yawn....."

[jus]

Marneus calgar +1 for being chapter master of the chapter of space marines who are, quote, the greatest of them all. End quote.

Fabulous bile -1 for not shaving off that ridiculous over grown friar's tonsure. He thinks he's fabulous.


Come one come all, we need more players! Yoroshiku

[Konrad]

-1 Marneus Calgar "the greatest of them all" quote/unquote who exactly? You can quote me. "Ultramarines are 6 colors short of measuring up to Rainbow Warriors, the silliest Chapter of them all."

+1 Zagstruk for deepstriking like a man, no safe and sane safety net of teleport homers or "descent of angels" or other such rules created to keep the twelve year olds from crying when the have a deepstrike mishap, or from having to think too hard about tactics.

Marneus calgar +1 for being chapter master of the chapter of space marines who are, quote, the greatest of them all. End quote.

Fabulous bile -1 for not shaving off that ridiculous over grown friar's tonsure. He thinks he's fabulous.


Come one come all, we need more players! Yoroshiku

[Admiral-Badruck]

-1 one eye for being the lamest excuse for a space beetle I have ever heard of.

+ 1 zuggy any one that gets both legs ripped off and still wants to fight is heaps harder than any of the other characters on this thread.