Warhammer 40k character battle!

[Admiral-Badruck]

+2 Gazgul he haz an admantium skull

[Spevna]

+2 to Gaz because when he defaces and graffitis property, he does it in style......

"I'm da hand of Gork and Mork, dey sent me to rouse up da boyz to crush and kill ‘cos da boyz forgot what dere ‘ere for. I woz one of da boyz till da godz smashed me in da ‘ead an’ I ‘membered dat Orks is meant to conquer and make slaves of everyfing they don’t kill.

I’m da profit of da Waaagh an’ whole worlds burn in my boot prints. On Armour-Geddem, I led da boyz through da fire deserts and smashed da humies’ metal cities to scrap. I fought Yarik, old one-eye at Tarturus, an’ he fought good but we smashed iz city too.

I’m death to anyfing dat walks or crawls, where I go nothin’ stands in my way. We crushed da stunties on Golgotha, an’ we caught old one-eye when da speed freeks blew da humies’ big tanks ta bits. I let ‘im go ‘cause good enemies iz ‘ard to find, an Orks need enemies ta fight like they need meat ta eat an’ grog ta drink.

I iz more cunnin’ than a grot an’ more killy than a dread, da boyz dat follow me can’t be beat. On Pissenah we jumped da marine-boyz an’ our bosspoles was covered in da helmets we took from da dead ‘uns. We burned dere port an’ killed dere bosses an’ left nothin’ but ruins behind. I’m Warlord Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka an’ I speak wiv da word of da gods. We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!"


-Graffiti on Warlord Battle Titan wreckage, found by Dark Angels at Westerisle, Piscina IV

[me_in_japan]

What happens if the armour gets wrecked, like say for example by a Titan stepping on it and crushing it?

int'restin question. Most likely it just gets ground into the dirt, or leaves a dent in the titan. The armour is pretty much indestructable, seeing as how prophecy says all the Phoenix Lords will be at the Rhana Dhandra.

+2 Arhra, for being indestructable. Adamantium? Pah! Arhra has prophetic plot armour!

[Seneschal]

+2 Maugan Ra for being a trend-setter in the field of skull-masks. Without him, Grimaldus et al would have to dress in carnival masks.

[Spevna]

+ 2 to Gaz for being the top dog amongst a race single out for being the pinnacle of creation

The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.

- From Culture vs. Kultur: Thoughts on Orkish Society by Uthan the Perverse, a controversial Eldar philosopher

[jus]

Maugan raaARRRGGGH+ 2 He him ROAR!

[jus]

Tally update december 15th 12:00

Lugft Huron: 7

Maugan Ra : 6

Kraken: 3

Thraka: 14

Ahra : 6

[Spevna]

+2 to Gaz for being green. Green is a great colour. The Hulk is green. Thai green curry is green. St Patricks day beer with green dye in it is green. A fine colour indeed.

[muttoneer]

+2 to Ahra for his sudden yet inevitable betrayal.

[Seneschal]

+2 to Maugan Ra for being the only Phoenix lord whose name, weapon name (Maugetar) and place of origin (Altansar) all rhyme. If only disputes in the 41st millennium were resolved through freestyle rap battles.