New Eldar

[me_in_japan]

@ash - I appreciate the thought, but no thanks - if I want to read the GW catalogue I can get it online.

As for buying one of those oversized, over priced, microcephalic, barrel chested, profit driven, spit-in-the-face-of-40k abominations?

No. I'm not.

@Andy - Nooooooo! You're better than that. Yes, it's big. Yes, it towers over all other big-robots. And that's good for eldar, because they're all about being big and stompy and having the most dakka...

Er, wait a minute. No, actually being the biggest and stompiest is the opposite of what eldar are about. So what the hell are GW doing releasing this giant shootasaurus for the eldar? Oh aye, that's right - raping your wallet. Don't bend over and let em, mate. Fight that urge - it is the dark side speaking to ya.

[ashmie]

Yeah when I looked through, I wondered if MiJ's eyes should be shielded from some of the new releases and paint work to be honest.

[Konrad]

@ash - I appreciate the thought, but no thanks - if I want to read the GW catalogue I can get it online.

As for buying one of those oversized, over priced, microcephalic, barrel chested, profit driven, spit-in-the-face-of-40k abominations?

No. I'm not.

@Andy - Nooooooo! You're better than that. Yes, it's big. Yes, it towers over all other big-robots. And that's good for eldar, because they're all about being big and stompy and having the most dakka...

Er, wait a minute. No, actually being the biggest and stompiest is the opposite of what eldar are about. So what the hell are GW doing releasing this giant shootasaurus for the eldar? Oh aye, that's right - raping your wallet. Don't bend over and let em, mate. Fight that urge - it is the dark side speaking to ya.

MIJ is giving me so much elf-hate material here, but will pass. "giant shootasaurus". Now that is nice! Make that "Dakkazaruz" grab a toy dinosuar, da bitz box and go! You know da Boyz will be getting a Squggoth in thier next book.
Ahhhhh! And it gives me an excuse for a bunch of those awesome Avatars of War Slayers! Snakebites! Why didn't I think of it before!
And anyone in Japan who is thinking of buying an official Wraithwhatsit is touched in the head even worse than me. Hello.....Japan.....land of plastic robots.....
Seriously, some of them are so elfy it makes me want to gouge out my eyes after 3 minutes of googlesearching.

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