The Orrible Lot 2

[job]

Boy, that game was fun! Turn one and we were fighting two giant close combats and in just two turns there was a heck of a lot of crashing and crushing. We are sure to finish the game next time, but what a game it was this time. Very memorable.

[Admiral-Badruck]

Best photos this year.

[The Underdweller]

Wow, looks like an eventful two turns! 4 6's and a 5 is a pretty good dice roll, hope I am so lucky next time I play.

[kojibear]

Wow, great game and pics guys! I am glad I was not in the thick of that fighting. Thanks for the efforts of taking pics and writing it up. I will try to do likewise.

[ashmie]

Battle report highlight video from last weekends game.

http://youtu.be/6XDVyGNbSR0

[ashmie]

Tank and Jake called a retreat as the dwaves smashed through their bigger units of goblins and orcs.
More than that they pretty much turned their tales and ran for their lives.

Back at Tank's basecamp the goblin Nearsquiggle had been left in charge. He was beyond disbelief as he saw the drove pile of smoke and green sweat pouring over the hill. Jake had been defeated! In fortified positions?
It can't have been. "Nasty stinking stompies if I'm not mistaken. Jake will take time to lick his wounds from this shock to his ego. Nevermind I've got a plan that will avenge our loss." The night goblin boss sprung from his slop infested futon and readied his giant cave squigg Mr Noggin.
"At em Noggy Nogs, let's ready the greenskin horde and take back what is ours."

He hurried to Tank's cave and awaited his master. On Tank's arrival he delivered his plan of retaliation.
Tank exploded in a fit of gobbo rage. "You really are an Orrible Lot aren't you if you think da boss man can agree to that kind of stupid plan. Marching back into a defeated fort with dwarven smiths and guards all around. You must be suicidal. No....." He tied Nearsquiggle to his chariot and proceeded to implant pencil led under his toes. "Afghhhhhhhhhhgghhhhhh". Yelled the night goblin.
"No", smirked Tank "We can't involve Jake right now in anything he's too cut up about losing so many of his lads. The best we can do is form an expedition into the mountains. Just us little 'un's. If we can delve deep into the mountainside we may be able to strike it lucky on some disused or low maintanace mine or some such. That's what we shall do, we leave at first light. Jake needs stone for his kingdom otherwise we will be stuck in this marsh and bogland forever.
Tank wondered off to make sweet love to his gentle lady goblin who was chained in another cave somewhere....


"Uhhhhh boss, whimpered Nearsquiggle still tied to the chariot, "Can I go now please?"

[job]

Loved both of your follow-ups! I re-admired our battle from your camera's point of view along with your comments. When I read your story, I got to chuckling again, although when came to the part about greenskin love I think my stomach turned at the thought. Well done.

[ashmie]

That reminds me I forgot to call a Waggghhh.
Here it is then, two weeks late WAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[job]

That reminds me I forgot to call a Waggghhh.
Here it is then, two weeks late WAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Is that kind of the Doppler effect as your horde races off into the horizon? (I'm sure your boyz will be back for more, of course.)

[ashmie]

Tanks Irregulars went on a jolly today and ran into a bunch of dirty skaven. They got more than they bargained for with a loss at 4 kill points to 3 in the 5th turn and no objective held by either army.
Short video here includes a quick look at the battle report. Hope you enjoy.
http://youtu.be/0E7_LuXthtU