Toodle Dee was a naughty elf,
From a Toodle Dum Dee Dale,
But he went down down down
Under rock and stone
To find himself some ale!
Toodle Dee was a lost wee elf
With a face so pinched and pale
And he did moan moan moan
Through black and bone
To find himself some ale!
Toodle Dee gave a Tee Hee Hee,
At the end of this here tale,
But I did frown frown frown
At the froth and foam
When Toodle found me ale!
Arrrrrrrrrrg!
kojibear wrote:Toodle Dee was a naughty elf,
From a Toodle Dum Dee Dale,
But he went down down down
Under rock and stone
To find himself some ale!
Toodle Dee was a lost wee elf
With a face so pinched and pale
And he did moan moan moan
Through black and bone
To find himself some ale!
Toodle Dee gave a Tee Hee Hee,
At the end of this here tale,
But I did frown frown frown
At the froth and foam
When Toodle found me ale!
Arrrrrrrrrrg!
A Koji dwarf original
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Alas they cannot - it is their first taste of any fermented beverage, and Dwarven ale is not really suited for beginning drinkers. My unit became inebriated after the first round of capturing it, cold-blooded or no!kojibear wrote:Those wretched, cold, heartless beasts. No doubt their primitive taste buds cannot even savor the silky smooth and spicy delight of this the most remarkable of brews!
Lol. They clobbered their way through a long line of rangers, and then set about getting intoxicated immediately.The Underdweller wrote:Alas they cannot - it is their first taste of any fermented beverage, and Dwarven ale is not really suited for beginning drinkers. My unit became inebriated after the first round of capturing it, cold-blooded or no!kojibear wrote:Those wretched, cold, heartless beasts. No doubt their primitive taste buds cannot even savor the silky smooth and spicy delight of this the most remarkable of brews!
It is very tempting stuff. 
