Tag Teams (and apparently trash talking)

[Dungeon Lord]

I take that back. I am officially needing a partner in crime.

[Danguinius]

Hmmm...I was looking at my schedule and I will have an actual 2-day weekend this weekend. That means I will have a "Paint-a-thon". Next week, I will be busy as the Realm of Chaos with work right up until Wednesday evening. To make a long story short: I only have today and tomorrow to trash-talk! So, here are some parting shots...

1. Team Teen Wolf: Your battle prowess will be equal to the stars of the two Teen Wolf films: Michael J. Fox and Jason Bateman, and we know how pillow-fisted they are! My Vampy Marines will beat abuse your Werewolfy Marines in a scene reminiscent of an "Underworld" film. Then, the final humiliation: Tau beating down Imperial Guard...in close combat!

2. Team DEAD (Dark EldAr Dads): Pah or no Pah! Expect your Dark Eldar chumps to run from the battle field faster than they would if the were in a Black Library novel about Space Marines. For the Greater Blood will administer a whoppin` so horrendous, WE will collect the pain tokens.

3. Team Dungeon Lord & Mystery Partner: Your going doooooowwwwnnnnn!!! (Sorry, that`s the best I could do).

4. Team Bushwhackaz: You will learn that the red ones (Blood Angels) go faster and the green ones (Space Orcs) die faster. Expect to be tabled by turn 2...or turn three if we decide to take it easy on you and not have the Taud shoot.

For the Greater Blood rules! (Everyone have a nice weekend)

Danguinius

[Mike the Pike]

@Dan "The Big American" Guinius: A single "pah" is all your pitiful attempts at trash talking deserve. Responding to them could hardly be any less worthy of our time and effort. Yaaaawwwnnnn.
By the way, you may be GWJ's poster boy but you'll find we in the Midlands prefer to spend our time studying tactics rather than posing for GW propaganda.

@Team Bushwhackaz: No trash talking needed. Instead, a humble request. Should we meet across the gaming table, could you both please stand downwind at all times. The combined 'fragrance' of two Ork players at once is more than any mortal can stand. It makes 'gamer funk' seem like Chanel No.5 in comparison.

[Admiral-Badruck]

Just for that I am not showering from now to Nagoya hammer.

[Mike the Pike]

Come on Madmiral, tell the truth and shame the devil. You weren't planning to anyway

[Dungeon Lord]

Got meself a partner boys curtesy of the Admiral!

You may call us "Drastic Measures". Or... The winners if you want to save time.

[Mike the Pike]

"The winners, eh?"

You are about as much a winner as Charlie Sheen, now that the two 'Godesses' have left him and the cheques from 2 1/2 men have dried up.

Go team "Plastic Pleasures"

[Dungeon Lord]

Go team "Plastic Pleasures"

Yeah...Go (home) "Plastic Pleasures!"

[Primarch]

So for those of you not in the know there have been some changes to the team line ups. This is due to some people cancelling due to personal issues, health problems and just not being able to give me a straight answer.

The teams are as follows: (In no particular order)
1 - The Team of Da Gods - Konrad and the Admiral
2 - Team Inakka Dakka - Carnalfex and Muttoneer
3 - Team For the Greater Blood - Dangunius and the Underdweller
4 - Team Decidedly Devious Dark Eldar Dads - M_i_J and MtP
5 - Team Terrors of Tokyo - Eiji and Tsukikaze
6 - Team Emperor's Will - Miguelsan and Kojibear
7 - Team Drastic Measures - Dungeon Lord and Marcel
8 - Team First in Japan - Asch and Kondo
9 - Team TO's Headache - Tennorikuma and Kato
10 - Team Me, Myself and I Robot - Primarch and Primarch

[Miguelsan]

I think team 10 has an unfair advantage. Me and Myself are not going to disagree in tactics. I say Myself has to shoot me half of the time, the other half it will be Me against Myself

M.