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Ye've been warned!
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- Scourge of the Seven Seas
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Ye've been warned!
26/06/11
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Re: Ye've been warned!
Ar ye have, ye lily-livered land-lubber. That first post be warnin' enuff.ennui wrote:Have I? When was this?
This 'ere thread be a pirate thread, an' in a pirate thread it be talk-like-a-pirate-day everyday, so get to talkin' like a pirate or ye'll be takin' a long walk off a short plank.
- me_in_japan
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Re: Ye've been warned!
Come in Capp'n Swaggle, yer time is up! This is the British Navy! We know who you are! We know where you live! We know, in short, that you are not a real pirate!
current (2019) hobby interests
eh, y'know. Stuff, and things
Wow. And then Corona happened. Just....crickets, all the way through to 2023...
eh, y'know. Stuff, and things
Wow. And then Corona happened. Just....crickets, all the way through to 2023...
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Re: Ye've been warned!
Arr. Ye be trying to dash my dreams against tha cold hard rocks o'reality. Yarr.me_in_japan wrote:Come in Capp'n Swaggle, yer time is up! This is the British Navy! We know who you are! We know where you live! We know, in short, that you are not a real pirate!
Anyways, I be enuff of a pirate to be dealin with the likes o'you Seaman Boyle!
So now that ye all know that the pirates be comin, what are ye plannin' to do about it eh? Are there any among ye who have the backbone to cross blades with Mad Cap'n Swaggle?
At tha end o'June I'll be settin' sail for adventure and plunder. If any of you land locked types feels like joinin' me crew I'll be lookin' to press gang a few good men come the end of May with any luck. So if ye've fire in yer belly an' a hankerin' for grog ye'll have yer chance to join my motley crew soon enuff.
An' if'n ye jus like to talk like a pirate, by all means climb aboard this 'ere thread and sing some shanties!
Yarr me 'earties!
- Admiral-Badruck
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Re: Ye've been warned!
WHAAAT
Me iz da Bad'n 'ere puny oomy Kap'n
Me iz got da bigest fleet uv freebootaz dere iz... you iz got ta join me. cuz me iz da BIGEST Orky EST Pirate 'ere
WAAARGH
Me iz da Bad'n 'ere puny oomy Kap'n
Me iz got da bigest fleet uv freebootaz dere iz... you iz got ta join me. cuz me iz da BIGEST Orky EST Pirate 'ere
WAAARGH
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Re: Ye've been warned!
Every day be "Talk like a Pirate Day" with the Madmiral, arrrh.Admiral-Badruck wrote:WHAAAT
Me iz da Bad'n 'ere puny oomy Kap'n
Me iz got da bigest fleet uv freebootaz dere iz... you iz got ta join me. cuz me iz da BIGEST Orky EST Pirate 'ere
WAAARGH
...and now his Head was full of nothing but Inchantments, Quarrels, Battles, Challenges, Wounds, Complaints, Amours, and abundance of Stuff and Impossibilities.....
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Cervantes, Don Quixote
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Re: Ye've been warned!
You may know a few things about krumpin' and shootin' but ye ain't no pirate. Yar, if ye ain't sailed out o'tortuga with the spray blindin' ye and a strong sou'wester threatenin' to send ye to a briny grave, ye ain't got no right to be callin' yerself a pirate. Arrrh, there be more to the piratin' life than jus' guns an' fightin'. A real pirate appreciates strong grog, salty women and the feel o'the wind on his face and the sun on his back.Admiral-Badruck wrote:WHAAAT
Me iz da Bad'n 'ere puny oomy Kap'n
Me iz got da bigest fleet uv freebootaz dere iz... you iz got ta join me. cuz me iz da BIGEST Orky EST Pirate 'ere
WAAARGH
Then every day be ok for him to be postin' in this thread. Aarrrh!Konrad wrote:Every day be "Talk like a Pirate Day" with the Madmiral, arrrh.
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Re: Ye've been warned!
Da orkyest pirates iz da wonz da get da most loot Badruck and 'iz band uv Flash gittz dem iz da best lootaz der iz. WAARGH
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Re: Ye've been warned!
Reviving this thread is a bit off but.
Cutlass is awesome... We really need to play it more.
Cutlass is awesome... We really need to play it more.
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