Ye've been warned!

[Cap'n B Swaggle]

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26/06/11

[ennui]

Have I? When was this?

[Cap'n B Swaggle]

Have I? When was this?

Ar ye have, ye lily-livered land-lubber. That first post be warnin' enuff.

This 'ere thread be a pirate thread, an' in a pirate thread it be talk-like-a-pirate-day everyday, so get to talkin' like a pirate or ye'll be takin' a long walk off a short plank.

[me_in_japan]

Come in Capp'n Swaggle, yer time is up! This is the British Navy! We know who you are! We know where you live! We know, in short, that you are not a real pirate!

[Cap'n B Swaggle]

Come in Capp'n Swaggle, yer time is up! This is the British Navy! We know who you are! We know where you live! We know, in short, that you are not a real pirate!

Arr. Ye be trying to dash my dreams against tha cold hard rocks o'reality. Yarr.
Anyways, I be enuff of a pirate to be dealin with the likes o'you Seaman Boyle!

So now that ye all know that the pirates be comin, what are ye plannin' to do about it eh? Are there any among ye who have the backbone to cross blades with Mad Cap'n Swaggle?

At tha end o'June I'll be settin' sail for adventure and plunder. If any of you land locked types feels like joinin' me crew I'll be lookin' to press gang a few good men come the end of May with any luck. So if ye've fire in yer belly an' a hankerin' for grog ye'll have yer chance to join my motley crew soon enuff.

An' if'n ye jus like to talk like a pirate, by all means climb aboard this 'ere thread and sing some shanties!

Yarr me 'earties!

[Admiral-Badruck]

WHAAAT

Me iz da Bad'n 'ere puny oomy Kap'n

Me iz got da bigest fleet uv freebootaz dere iz... you iz got ta join me. cuz me iz da BIGEST Orky EST Pirate 'ere

WAAARGH

[Konrad]

WHAAAT

Me iz da Bad'n 'ere puny oomy Kap'n

Me iz got da bigest fleet uv freebootaz dere iz... you iz got ta join me. cuz me iz da BIGEST Orky EST Pirate 'ere

WAAARGH

Every day be "Talk like a Pirate Day" with the Madmiral, arrrh.

[Cap'n B Swaggle]

WHAAAT
Me iz da Bad'n 'ere puny oomy Kap'n
Me iz got da bigest fleet uv freebootaz dere iz... you iz got ta join me. cuz me iz da BIGEST Orky EST Pirate 'ere
WAAARGH

You may know a few things about krumpin' and shootin' but ye ain't no pirate. Yar, if ye ain't sailed out o'tortuga with the spray blindin' ye and a strong sou'wester threatenin' to send ye to a briny grave, ye ain't got no right to be callin' yerself a pirate. Arrrh, there be more to the piratin' life than jus' guns an' fightin'. A real pirate appreciates strong grog, salty women and the feel o'the wind on his face and the sun on his back.

Every day be "Talk like a Pirate Day" with the Madmiral, arrrh.

Then every day be ok for him to be postin' in this thread. Aarrrh!

[Admiral-Badruck]

Da orkyest pirates iz da wonz da get da most loot Badruck and 'iz band uv Flash gittz dem iz da best lootaz der iz. WAARGH

[Admiral-Badruck]

Reviving this thread is a bit off but.

Cutlass is awesome... We really need to play it more.