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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Didn't do Steve Jobs any fucking good though, did it?
My profile has been deleted by Facebook today. Apparently, changing my username to Bill Gates and liking every "Steve Jobs R.I.P" post and commenting "Buahahaha" on them, is a direct violation of their terms and conditions.
Steve Jobs says, "The only way Apple devices will get Flash is over my dead body." So, Apple devices will have Flash by the end of next month.
I don't know if Steve Jobs will get into heaven... God is a bit touchy about Apples.
Microsoft users have been proven right for once. They always said Steve Jobs couldn't build a computer to save his life.
It's so sad that Steve Jobs has died. Everyone at Apple is no doubt crying their i's out.
Steve Jobs isn't really dead, the nurses were just holding him the wrong way.
You can bet Steve Jobs' funeral won't be a flash affair.
10 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.