January Kuwana Gaming

[Dungeon Lord]

@ Konrad - sounds like a plan. Looking forward to it.

[Dungeon Lord]

Just want to bump this up and see if anyone else is interested. At the moment, it is looking like 8 people are coming.

[ashmie]

Yep, I might in the morning if I can get a game in of something.

[Colonel Voss]

I'll be bringing 35 and 26 pnt lists respectively. Hopefully I can get a few games in. Will try to be there by 9:30 but given the best route given to me one I'm not up to taking (riverbank run, no thanks), it might be a bit longer than expected.

[Auxryn]

On my way now. Given the nature of time, space, and trains, I should expect to arrive around 11.

[Auxryn]

Hooray! Gorka, or more likely in this case Morka, has occurred. I technically won this one, with the power of orky cunning, but unfortunately we left an ork behind. Because he literally caught a case of stupid and wandered off the trukk while the others made their escape.

We're going to try a rescue, but we're only going to try once.

Thanks to Konrad for a great game!

[Colonel Voss]

A fun day for me as well. My Gatormen came out in force against Under's Cygnar. Needless to say, there was a lot of gumbo to go around by the end of the day. Bloody Barnabus lived up to his name and chopped his way through zombies, Alexia, and Craine; while the wrastler munched on a storm knight captain and my bull snapper snacked on his body guard.

After words, I played a game with a few folks which was great fun. Won both games with some really mischevious cards. Then got absolutely murdered by frankenstien in a haunted house!

[Konrad]

Hooray! Gorka, or more likely in this case Morka, has occurred. I technically won this one, with the power of orky cunning, but unfortunately we left an ork behind. Because he literally caught a case of stupid and wandered off the trukk while the others made their escape.

We're going to try a rescue, but we're only going to try once.

Thanks to Konrad for a great game!

You....cowardly....git...... Hey, just for the battle report, what's the name of your boss and your mob again? Fatgatz Fleetfeet? Stinkeez Sprintaz? They spent so much time hidin' and runnin' away I couldn't catch it. Much as I could not catch those ladz hoofin' it off the board with all the loot! Crazy game. I never saw so much shootin'! A couple of Dezert Foxes we iz! I'll put up some of those pics in a bit.

[Dungeon Lord]

Thanks to all who came down. It was a really good turn out. I hope everyone had fun!

[Konrad]

Here are some pics of some of that wacky Gorkamorka action we saw last Sunday.
Unintimidated by the enemy's Big Shoota, the Rommelz recklessly drive right up into the face of the Rippaz and let them have a face-full of pointy, spear-gun death...... Which knocks out the Rippaz Thrusters, but nothing else.....zoggin 'ell!



The Rippaz return fire is even less effectual, merely spinning the Rommelz around 180°. Ha!


As the Rommelz trakk mucks about trying to get turned around (crashing into a rock and disabling it's gas engines while doing it) the Rippaz Boss makes clambers up a rock to grab a temptin' bit of loot.


Almost there....


Got it!


Promptly after posing for that picture, the git legs it off the board with the Rommelz boss and 2 other ladz running after him! Weedy little git!

The game ends with the Rippaz grabbing 3 of the 5 remaining bitz of loot and limping his way to the edge of the board. He then has two of his ladz grab some scrap, bail off the side of the Trukk and run off the board! Leaving behind the Trukks driver and a hapless head-wounded warrior. The Rommelz biker makes a valiant last ditch attempt to jump aboard the Trukk, but can't make it. Hapless gets pounded by the Rommelz boss, who is feeling a mite peeved about the runner his opposite number pulled. The Trukk crawls away last turn, giving the Rippaz a victory. If you can call running away victory.....
Post game saw me capture Hapless. No ransom was offered, so we'll do a Rescue mission next time. And the last bit of humor was the Rommelz Spear Gun gunner got a Leadership advance, putting his Ld higher than the Boss's. So they duke it out for who gets to be boss and ...the gunner wins.... Long live Boss Gunna!
Crazy game. Tons of fun. Next time Auxryn!