Tag Teams (and apparently trash talking)

[The Underdweller]

Yoiks! Jumping death on stick backed up by railguns. Don't think these emo-twerps in power armor will save you Undedweller! After they drown in a sea of green, there will still be enough dakka to finish you off!

Ha, I've dealt with Orks before- I'm not scared of you anymore! Except when you come in hordes with Deffguns and large randomized guns that vaporize my Battlesuits. But never mind, I'm bringing my friends along this time, and with our ultimate combination of firepower and not-dyingness, I'm sure we'll be victorious!

[kojibear]

Hear me, you heathens, the corrupt and the unpure - yes that means you, you xenos scum - let it be known near and far that Miguel and KB are united in their mission to bring enlightenment with a lethal dose of Imperial Firepower and Astartes Superiorit...err...I mean...Ferocity! (Did the Imperial Troops hear that?)

Oh, and all this will be served with just the right amount of passionate angst and furious whooping!

Enjoy

[Konrad]

Don`t listen to this nonsense Underdweller; Ork (in)accuracy makes your Kroot look like galaxy-class marksmen. We`ll turn the "green tide" into "mushroom soup" in a few turns after we show them that "the red ones" (Blood Angels) really do go faster!

Danguinius

P.S. Blood Angels are angry!!!! Dark Angels are emo.

Yeah go faster facefirst into the dirt! And angry or not, I see Blood Angels I see....Oh, woe is me. Beast I am lest Beast I become.
@Underdweller...."combination of firepower and not dyingness..." I really did laugh out loud.

[Tenorikuma]

You will all be swallowed in the cold, relentless, eternal winter of the Space Wolves and their Imperial Guard comrades. There will be no escape, only death.

[Danguinius]

To "Team Bushwhackers": Whaaaa...? The Space Orcs will fall to "The" Team`s superior firepower and not dyingness (cappucino, anyone?). When anyone thinks Space Orcs, they think of "The Muppet Show" and...

Piiiiigsss In Spaaaaacccceeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Space Wolves? You can bring Wolfy McWolfson with his wolf armor and axe of wolfing, riding a giant wolf while watching Michael J. Fox in "Teen Wolf"...it won`t help you. You`ll just end up running home with your tail between your legs!

Danguinius

[kojibear]

And Space Wolves? You can bring Wolfy McWolfson with his wolf armor and axe of wolfing, riding a giant wolf while watching Michael J. Fox in "Teen Wolf"...it won`t help you. You`ll just end up running home with your tail between your legs!

Danguinius

I got a rather nice smile when reading this. Well done, Danguinius.

Let's see how the wolves respond! Probably with something along the same lines of, 'Bloody Vonbloodstein swooping down from high with his fairy fart jump pack while drooling over Robert Pattison in Twilight' - or something like that.

Hmm...what was this thread about again

[Miguelsan]

Telling people how bad they are going to lose.

M.

[Admiral-Badruck]

Yep I'm taking Orks. Cuz we have fun.

[Danguinius]

Not "Orks", they`re called "Space Orcs" or "Oooooooorccs Iiiiiiiinnnnn Spaaacccccccccceeeeee!!!!!"

Danguinius

[Konrad]

To "Team Bushwhackers": Whaaaa...?
Piiiiigsss In Spaaaaacccceeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danguinius